5 No-Cook High-Protein Chocolate Desserts (No Powder)

Craving chocolate but don’t want to bake-or chug another chalky protein shake? I got you. These 5 chocolate-packed desserts are no-cook, high-protein, and totally real-food based-no powders, no fussy ingredients, no oven drama.

And yes, they all taste like actual dessert.

1. Chocolate Peanut Butter Chia Bites

I swear it feels like dessert, but somehow it’s got that protein bar energy going on.

What you need:

• ½ cup rolled oats
• ¼ cup natural peanut butter
• 2 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder
• 1 tbsp chia seeds
• 1 tbsp maple syrup (optional)
• Pinch of salt

How to make:

Mix stuff, roll into balls, chill for a bit. Boom. You’re done.

Protein: ~6g per 2 bites

Try: MaraNatha Organic PB

2. Greek Yogurt Chocolate Mousse

Okay, this one’s kind of wild. It tastes like dessert… like actual dessert. But it’s yogurt. With cocoa. And somehow? It just works.

What you need:

• Some Greek yogurt – I just scoop, probably ¾ cup?
• Cocoa powder, about a spoon. The dark one, no sugar in it
• Splash of vanilla – I don’t measure
• A little honey or maple syrup (1 tsp, or whatever sweet level you like)
• Optional: berries, dark choc chips, whatever makes you happy

How I do it:

• Dump everything in a bowl. Stir like you mean it. It gets smooth and thick fast.
• You can eat it right then – or let it sit for 10 mins. Or toss it in the fridge if you want it cold and mousse-y. Up to you.

Protein? About 18g

🛒 Yogurt I trust: FAGE Total 0% – thick, clean, not sour

3. Chocolate Cottage Cheese Pudding

Cheese and chocolate?

But honestly? I was shocked. It’s actually good. Like… real good. Tastes creamy. A little sweet. Has this weird pudding vibe — but in a good way.

Stuff you need:

• Like… half a cup of cottage cheese (low-fat works)
• Cocoa powder – just a spoon, don’t overdo it
• Teaspoon of almond butter
• Little shake of cinnamon
• Wanna sweeten it up? Toss in half a banana or a pinch of stevia

How I make it:

• Throw everything in a blender. Or mash it if you don’t care about a few bumps.
• Scoop it into a bowl. Eat it with a spoon. Better than it sounds – promise.

Protein: Around 20g

🛒 I use: Good Culture – not watery, texture’s great

4. Chocolate Banana “Ice Cream”

No blender? No worries. You just need a fork and a little arm action.

What you’ll need:

• One frozen banana – mash it up
• A spoon of cocoa powder
• Spoonful of almond butter
• Tiny splash of vanilla
• A little chia or hemp seeds on top (if you’re into it)

How I make it:

• Mash everything in a bowl till it looks creamy. Doesn’t have to be perfect.
• Stick it in the freezer for like 10–15 mins if you want it colder and scoop-able. Or just eat it right away. Totally up to you.

Protein: Around 8g

🛒 Almond butter I like: Barney Smooth – creamy, not gritty

5. No-Bake Chocolate Protein Bark (No Powder!)

Looks fancy. But it’s actually the laziest thing ever. My kind of snack.

What you need:

• 2 tablespoons tahini or almond butter
• 1 spoon cocoa powder (unsweetened)
• 1 tablespoon maple syrup
• A spoon of hemp seeds
• Flaky salt – just a pinch on top

How I make it:

• Stir it all up in a bowl. Should be thick but spreadable.
• Scoop it onto some parchment. Spread it thin – like bark.
• Freeze it for 20 minutes. Break it up with your hands. That’s it.

Protein: Around 6–7g a piece

🛒 My fave: Artisana Organic Tahini — smooth, nutty, no junk

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FAQs: No-Cook High-Protein Chocolate Desserts

1. Are these good for weight loss?

Yes. All are high-protein, low added sugar, and keep you full.

2. Can I meal prep these?

Yep—most store 2–4 days in the fridge or freezer.

3. Do I need protein powder?

Nope. That’s the magic here—all whole-food based.

4. What’s the best one for post-workout?

Greek yogurt mousse or cottage cheese pudding.

Conclusion

Dessert doesn’t need to wreck your goals.

These 5 no-cook high-protein chocolate desserts skip the powders, ovens, and excuses-so you can satisfy your sweet tooth and your protein needs. Try one today. Or meal-prep a few and stash them in the fridge. Future you will thank you.